I killed over twenty flies today. Two were … just a few minutes ago. They were humping each other, and I got them both at the peak of their ecstasy. Some were unborn, just larvae [EDIT: looking at WP images, I might be wrong about this]. I had to execute them with my own bare hands, and there was something about it that I didn’t like.
I enjoyed it.
No but seriously, I suddenly, overnight, have a housefly problem at my new apartment. I mean, when you kill houseflies that are humping each other, you know you’ve got a problem. And it’s not stopping, the more I kill the more seem to appear from nowhere (my windows are netted btw, so they won’t even leave). It’s not that all 20 were present at the same time! There seems to be some nest somewhere in the apartment that’s constantly producing them. And according to wikipedia, these things lay eggs in batches of 75 to 150 that hatch within a day. Ugggh. Ewww. *shivers*. I’m screwed.
And I’ll not be at home tomorrow. Tomorrow they’ll have a field day humping and mating and partying on the tiny food crumbs on the kitchen. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!